The Cat in The Hat on Aging…

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh my god, what can I do?

My memory shrinks
my hearing stinks
no sense of smell
I look like hell.
My mood is bad – can U tell?

My body’s drooping
have trouble pooping
The Golden Years
have come at last
The Golden Years
can kiss my ass!

This was sent to me in a text message and I thought it was too good not to share.   I can sooooo relate! :)

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