I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh my god, what can I do?My memory shrinks
my hearing stinks
no sense of smell
I look like hell.
My mood is bad – can U tell?My body’s drooping
have trouble pooping
The Golden Years
have come at last
The Golden Years
can kiss my ass!
This was sent to me in a text message and I thought it was too good not to share. I can sooooo relate! :)
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Good one Deb! Thanks for sharing. LOL!