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Sunday Stealing: The Alpha Meme

Sunday Stealing: The Alpha Meme


Sunday Stealing originated on WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser.  They steal all types of memes from every corner of the blogosphere.  You too can join this merry band of thieves by clicking here!

Todays meme was ripped off a blogger known as Suzanne from the blog Because Life is a Blessing. 

My roommate and I once:  Got stupid, giggling drunk on wine.  Actually it was more than once, but who’s counting.

Never in my life have I:   Cheated on a test.

High school was:  Fantastic!  Hind sight is 20/20.

When I’m nervous:  I smoke more and pace the floor.

My hair:  Hasn’t looked decent since I caught my EX dating my hairdresser.  (He wasn’t my EX then.)

When I was 5:  I asked my mother if they could take my little brother back to wherever they got him.

When I turn my head left:  I see what I should be doing instead of posting on my blog.

I should be:  Yelling at gently encouraging the children to clean up the mess they left on the kitchen table.

By this time next year:   I would like to be 20 lbs lighter and 10 years younger.  Hey, I didn’t say it could happen.  I just said that’s what I wanted.

My favorite aunt is:  Aunt Jemima

I have a hard time understanding:  Repeated stupidity

You know I like you if:   You don’t get the answering machine every time you call me.

My ideal breakfast is:  Coffee and cold pizza

If you visit my home town:  You will be amazed.  Amazement is not always a good thing.

If you spend the night at my house:  You will have to fend for yourself just like everyone else.

The animal I would like to see flying besides birds:  I would like to see a flying horse…but I wouldn’t want to have to clean THAT off my windshield.

I shouldn’t have been:  Such a doormat most of my life.

Last night I:  Tried to explain to my 18 yr old daughter for the UMPTEENTH TIME, I am not an orphanage, half-way house or hotel for her wayward friends.

A better name for me would be: Something I shouldn’t post on a PG-rated blog.

I’ve been told I look like:  My Grandmother.  Actually they tell me I look like my father, who looks like his mother.  How I choose to interpret it is my prerogative.

If I could have any car, it would be:  A Jeep Cherokee.  You know – one of those older models that looks like a REAL Jeep.


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Menu Plan Monday – Week of July 13th

Menu Plan Monday – Week of July 13th

Anyone who knows me is well aware I’m not much into cooking these days. At least not anything I have to *watch* very closely.   Combine working online, four helpings of teenagers, two dashes of Mom’s a taxi, a heaping tablespoon of Adult ADD and the only recipe I have is for disaster if a meal requires much more than listening for the smoke alarm to go off.

I myself would be perfectly content with nothing more than a cup of coffee and take outs.  For some unknown reason though, children (especially teenagers) seem to think being fed a “real” meal  is a necessity.  Where do they come up with these ideas?!? I’ve tried repeatedly to convince them otherwise.   No dice.  They aren’t falling for it.

And so, without further ado (or whining), I give you my menu plan for the week…

Monday:  Grilled Stuffed Pork Chops  (I buy mine pre-stuffed, but I included the stuffing recipe for those who prefer to make their own.)

Tuesday:  Lasagna with Garlic Bread

Wednesday:   Homemade Grilled Hamburgers &  French Fries

Thursday:  Salmon Patties (side items depend on what I’ve got)

Friday:  Domino’s Pizza Delivery

Saturday:  Fix what You Find Night  (Whatever you can find and fix yourself)

Sunday:  Sirloin Tip Roast Beef, Carrots and Potatoes

Now that I’ve got a week’s worth of “real meals” planned, my children will be appeased and I can hopefully enjoy my morning coffee in peace and quiet.   They’re on their own for breakfast and lunch!  

For a much better selection of recipes and menu plans than you’ll ever find here, visit   www.orgjunkie.com!



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